******Disclaimer**** None of these images are mine****
Hopefully that big ^^^^^^message up there will keep the anon shithead who ruined my fucking day to keep their fucking mouth shut.
and, because my day was crappy, I decided I needed some Chris on my dash. He and his brother from different mothers never fail to make me smile.
- Be named Chris
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?
#seriously#they weren’t kidding how kids will play with anything they see#one of my cousins was messing with matches once#almost burn himself#lock up your stuff#hide it properly#PLEASE (via archmasterjazzy)
my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.
Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.
Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT
i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.
est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? le sexe.. je veux dire, l’activité physique.. le coït. tu aimes ça ?
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
Not in camada either…